Maybe these only crack me up, but shes got great wit and comedic timing.
“Seriously mom, get it together.” She's used this one a few times on me.....
Mini: "What's wrong mommy?"
Me: "I just hit the curb"
Mini: "Well that was stupid."
"Oh Canada, we stand in gardens for free"
– While singing the lesser known Canadian Anthem
"Don't give up mom."
Me: "You need to apologize to your brother"
Mini: "Maybe not, I'm not so good at these things”
Me: "Do you live to do the opposite of what I ask?"
Mini: "We're a team!"
Me: "Can we have this kind of relationship when you're a teenager?"
Mini: "Ummmm probably not"
(In response to my singing)
"Stop it, that's just noise"
Me: “Are you going to listen to me?”
Mini: "Let's talk about it tomorrow"
"I'm thankful that Grandma is healthy and showered"
- When asked at Thanksgiving what she's thankful for.
"We need a new cul-de-sac, this one is just not safe, the cars are just killing me"
"This smoothie is helping me feel less lonely"
“Look! The garbage man is wiping the street with his butt!”
- I came running, but was disappointed to find it was just the street sweeper. She also thinks the garbage man delivers our groceries.